Profession Jokes - Programmers
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men... more »
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It's not Christmas: Nobody enjoys unwrapping your present
I don't know why it happens, but it happens with disturbing frequency. A customer wants to report a problem, and then illustrate it with a screenshot... more »
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The Answer is 42, aka The Importance of Testing
This programmer discovered the importance of testing the hard way
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Programing Quotes
A list of programming and software development quotes by the likes of Larry Wall, Bill Gates, Edsger Dijkstra and Anonymous Code Monkey.
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Followed The Diagram (comic)
What do you mean we built the datacentre wrong?
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Developer Jokes II
Last August I mentioned some developer jokes. Here are some more that I've heard from various places (I'm retelling these from memory):
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Do You Anthropomorphize When Coding?
How closely do you identify with your code..?
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A**hole Driven Development
The software industry might be the world’s greatest breeding ground for new systems of management. From Agile, to Extreme Programming , to Test Driven... more »
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The Self-Documenting Code Contest
The Obfuscated C contest has always annoyed me. If programs are for communicating with other programmers, why do we have a contest that encourages... more »
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Programmer Lines for When their Programs Fail
7) "Somebody must have changed my code."
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The Most Interesting README File Ever?
Another linux zealot at my old job gave me the heads up on this, it’s directly from gnome-cups-manager, and I thought you would all enjoy it. If... more »
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[Humor] Building airplanes the Scrum way
It’s somewhat of an oldie, but still funny… And while not a perfect Scrum metaphor, it’s pretty close.
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The InfoWorld Programming IQ Test
As any good software developer will tell you, programming is more than a job. It's a way of life. Top coders practically speak their own language; the... more »
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Linux: A Cautionary Tale
Parents: Talk to your kids about Linux... Before somebody else does...
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Watch Out for Nick Burns
Girl Developer notices a recent trend of personal negativity....
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This cartoon struck a spooky chord for me - does it do so for you too?
Thanks to Mippin for the following image which is hosted on their site where it's titled "Modern Life"
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SQL Teaser: Where Clause Gone Wild
Try to guess what this WHERE clause is supposed to do.
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Gang signs for nerds
amphi 
via michaelbox.net
Seriously silly stuff, had to laugh nonetheless. ;)
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If JavaFX is a flop will you...
What will you do if JavaFX bombs, now is your chance to say your say.
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Top 5 Office Don'ts
A humorous take on office etiquette.
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Geek slang perls from The New Hackers Dictionary
Over 30 amusing terms hand picked from the Jargon File (AKA The New Hackers Dictionary).
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We ain't got no RSpec - Best Voicemail Ever
'Funny' Rails Envy Podcast Voicemail remix. In case you need a good laugh today listen to the remix, though the orginal voicemail it making some valid... more »
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Hello C, My Old Friend! Why is it so hard for programmers to make informed value judgements?
As software developers why do we get religion so fast when we find a solution to a specific problem. It's our duty as professional programmers to make... more »
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The 8 ball problem - the test most CS people fail...
Is your mind like every one else in computer science?? or are you able to solve this small logic puzzle?? most people in computer science gets this... more »
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WolfenFlickr 3D - An unlikely mashup
A JavaScript mashup of Wolfenstein 3D and Flickr
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